l'empathie mécanique @dpwiz@qoto.org

@boilingsteam I don't think it is the genre that made VS famous, but its meticulous design.

@mjgardner @ChristosArgyrop "don't give them clicks"

@chrisamaphone @mcnutt the thiccest

@LucyCoella@mastodon.gal its a typeclass

@amiloradovsky You wouldn't download a CAR.

@dansup @ngons I got the message alright. It's the cringe association that had to be suspended to get it.

@ngons @dansup Of course. But the message reads **really** weird this way.

I'd have to jump through the mental gymnastics hoops to get to the core message of "bringing the warm fuzzy feeling I get as an apple user to Fediverse DMs".

@dansup > iMessage functions exclusively on Apple platforms

Thanks but no thanks.

> The iMessage protocol is based on the Apple Push Notification service (APNs)—a proprietary, binary protocol.

No, really.

> Apple's directory of iMessage public keys, Apple Push Notification service (APNs) addresses, and phone numbers and email addresses that are used to look up the keys and device addresses

Please don't.

@ttuegel "old man yells @, loud"

@boilingsteam long $NVDA 🚀

@Axman6 On the contrary, #slack should interface-fuck its users more. Preferably every hour or so.

Maybe this will get the idea of "maybe screwing-as-a-service isn't actually good for you".

@reidrac@social.sdf.org AFAIK they've said as much themselves.

3rd party poopies are bad ofc. If Google finally decided to get them gone, that's a 💯 good thing. The sooner this gets a total ban the better. We can deal with whatever those topics are later (or sooner, by switching to Firefox hehe).

@cwebber@octodon.social this.

Even a planet-scale brain would have ridiculous timings due to light speed.

And if there's FTL, the world is a weird clownspace manifold-not without any further "fiction".

@cwebber@octodon.social good luck! 🍀

Kirchhoff's abstraction law

> The algebraic sum of leaks in a network of abstractions in implementation is zero.

> We’ll have to wait and see how well this strategy works for RISC-V, because instruction fusion requires the fused instructions to be adjacent. Compilers will have to arrange instructions to make this possible.

Cries in Itanium.

https://chipsandcheese.com/2023/09/03/hot-chips-2023-sifives-p870-takes-risc-v-further/

> SiFive presented their P870 core at Hot Chips 2023. It aims for higher performance than prior SiFive designs, and should sit in the same ballpark as ARM’s Cortex X2 or AMD’s Zen 4c.

👏👏

> SiFive’s P870 is a six-wide core featuring out-of-order execution.

⚰️👻

@boilingsteam > SiFive’s P870 is a six-wide core featuring out-of-order execution.

Welcome to the club 👻

@defanor@emacs.ch CBOR (serialize), JSON (aeson), capnproto over websockets or quic