l'empathie mécanique @dpwiz@qoto.org
- Monad m
- m a -> (a -> m b) -> m b
- Previously
- https://mastodon.social/@dpwiz
- Making games
- https://haskell-game.dev
- Games made
- https://icrbow.itch.io
Toots as he pleases.
Joined Apr 2022
Shoutout to Squiggle, where you can get a reasonable guesstimate for a composite outcome (deadline, cost, etc.) while having slept through your Stat-101 classes.
(1) If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, Infinite.
(2) The mean time to complete a task we know nothing about is actually infinite.
@gregeganSF You shouldn't be applying to a place which uses fuckwit practices anyway. The problem is self-solving.
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Could I promise the spacecraft wouldn't eat an airline meal?
Or should I promise I would eat TWO meals, to make it look like a human was in that seat?
Could I declare the model an emotional support spacecraft?
@flacs What is this? A Soviet lander on Cybertron?
@MouseByTheSea @zeux
Code is Data
Data is Code
Software is terrible
@omgubuntu 2fa token doesn't work in snap'd version )=
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I've curated a timeline of hardware architectures for functional programming languages. From the foundations of Church and Curry, to modern programmable hardware 100 years later.
Best viewed on a desktop or laptop.
As part of the EPSRC HAFLANG project.
@cwebber@octodon.social the grinding industry
Behold, a $7700 230W Fibonacci¹ accelerator²
¹: And the other functional³ programs.
²: According to https://haflang.github.io/about.html
³: I.e. using graph reduction evaluation
@gabrielgironda This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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uh were any of you people who signed up to #threads actually paying attention to the onboarding flow?
@amiloradovsky @joey fucking is only a part of relationship. But there are law-related issues everywhere, from finance and medicine, to representation in courts.
@amiloradovsky @joey and this is why multiple husbands should be allowed too
@SwiftOnSecurity have you tried running them through ChatGPT "eli5" prompt?
@ct_bergstrom apple had exactly the same vibe with their iPolygraph Pro thing.
> "120" spreadsheetn without the TV frame 
Ditto for Google. It's getting worse every year.
@Morgunin @ct_bergstrom @cstross have you ever been to contact zoo?
@utterfiction @cstross but they're specifically against inventing the torment nexus (that would be e/acc, and they're outside. And most of them wield no power whatsoever.
If you want to go slam billionaires, I'd wholeheartedly support the cause. You should not need to invent and force a new "them" meme for that.
It's not like believing fairy tales and/or donating to animal wellfare is anywhere close to nazi level of punching. I hope not.
@AstraKernel Classic, in Python:
```
(True, False) = (False, True) # Happy debugging! 
```
- Monad m
- m a -> (a -> m b) -> m b
- Previously
- https://mastodon.social/@dpwiz
- Making games
- https://haskell-game.dev
- Games made
- https://icrbow.itch.io
Toots as he pleases.
Joined Apr 2022
