l'empathie mécanique @dpwiz@qoto.org

@r_ivorra No.

Kids born in 2020s would be known as Gen-S.
For all the enshittification happened during the time.
Sorry kids.

@isagalaev they have a fan recording of it somewhere, couldn't find fast enough

@amiloradovsky I did read x86 assembly, Ada, geochemistry and English dictionaries

@amiloradovsky reading kids books

@glyph - Short Unity!
- But the outrage is so great, they may backpedal.
- Long Unity!
- They're so indebted that VC may force that down their throats.
- Short Unity a little!

https://manifold.markets/SneakySly/will-unity-walkback-their-new-runti?r=SUNSYWluYm93

@boilingsteam reverse bullet hell? I've been playing some old games like that...

@ericflo always have been, imo.

@isagalaev https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/its-bad-on-purpose-to-make-you-click

@boilingsteam I don't think it is the genre that made VS famous, but its meticulous design.

@mjgardner @ChristosArgyrop "don't give them clicks"

@chrisamaphone @mcnutt the thiccest

@LucyCoella@mastodon.gal its a typeclass

@amiloradovsky You wouldn't download a CAR.

@dansup @ngons I got the message alright. It's the cringe association that had to be suspended to get it.

@ngons @dansup Of course. But the message reads **really** weird this way.

I'd have to jump through the mental gymnastics hoops to get to the core message of "bringing the warm fuzzy feeling I get as an apple user to Fediverse DMs".

@dansup > iMessage functions exclusively on Apple platforms

Thanks but no thanks.

> The iMessage protocol is based on the Apple Push Notification service (APNs)—a proprietary, binary protocol.

No, really.

> Apple's directory of iMessage public keys, Apple Push Notification service (APNs) addresses, and phone numbers and email addresses that are used to look up the keys and device addresses

Please don't.

@ttuegel "old man yells @, loud"

@boilingsteam long $NVDA 🚀

@Axman6 On the contrary, #slack should interface-fuck its users more. Preferably every hour or so.

Maybe this will get the idea of "maybe screwing-as-a-service isn't actually good for you".