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I cut my hair and bought a truck. Now I'm heading to the Tractor Supply store in the next town over to pick up a load of compressed wood bricks to heat my house over the winter.

I think I'm finally getting the hang of this adulting business.

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Just had about 10" of hair cut off and shaved my mustache.

I can now hide in plain sight :)

Artwork displayed in an upscale restaurant in D.C.

Totally not a butthole.

I'm hungry but not really horny or angry so I don't think anyone wants to hear about it.

People are in line to touch the Charging Bull's balls.

Flying into New York on Sept. 11th. Flying out of New York during a hurricane.

This is going to be an exciting week.

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emacs police 

I wrote some elisp to interface with my city's crimebase.

So it comes up in a stupid local hood FB thread: Him: "Nobody has been able to find my bike plz halp"

Me: "You didn't even report it stolen to the cops so why should anyone bother"

Him: "STFU how you know I didn't report it?"

Me:

11:30 on a Friday night and I'm reading Emacs tutorials.

I blame @xahlee@mstdn.io 😅

Man, Emerald guitars have some interesting features. Just need to find somewhere to preview one.

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So is there a Medium.com replacement that's not a piece of worthless shit?

My friend that moved to Alaska emailed me to tell me that a bear broke into his truck and destroyed all his fishing gear and his cooler.

Suddenly morning traffic seems less annoying.

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