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@JamesHMcLaren I don't know which superhero that would be, I just know it would be played by Jack Black.
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Social media CEO should be something you go to jail for.
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Tech enthusiasts: I have two Amazon Echos in every room!
Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny
Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny
Land of Confusion by Genesis is the song that Trent Reznor has been trying to write for the last twenty years. Listen to it and tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.
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Imagine how corrupt you have to be as a Republican Attorney General to get impeached by a Republican legislature in TEXAS
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Strapping rockets to koroks in Tears of the Kingdom is a real time saver. Highly recommended.
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My plea to brands planning on doing LGBTQ Pride-marketing: make your decisions now, not when the right has a (predictable) freak out. https://www.readtpa.com/p/brands-need-to-make-decisions-about
My New Model M arrived. I am a very happy camper today.
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Playing Jedi Survivor, and this is how I feel about Twitter these days, tbh
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1. TODAY a watchdog group has requested a state and federal CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION of Tennessee House Speaker @CSexton25@twitter.com
The request, which draws extensively on Popular Information's reporting, centers on whether Sexton sought and received excessive per diem expenses.
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This one is feeling pretty prescient today.
With all the money Fox is paying Dominion, I'm afraid they'll run out of hush money to cover up the misdeeds of any perverts they may still have on...
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I assume the doors all auto-locked when the rocket exploded.
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The part where lots of fire comes out must point towards the ground if you want to go to space today. https://xkcd.com/1133/
My family is watching the mandolorian and all I can wonder is if the actors toss the muppet around in between takes like a football. I would.
With all the money Fox is paying Dominion, I'm afraid they'll run out of hush money to cover up the misdeeds of any perverts they may still have on staff.
full of country goodness and green peaness
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