Yesterday, I asked a fellow cyclist to take a side in a too- narrow bike lane, so I could cross an intersection. It was against the lights, but there was no cross traffic and I’ve got working dad shit to do.

My fellow cyclist said, loudly, why, so you can run the light? I’m not going to help you break the law!

So I squeezed by him, he yelled something, and I said “thank you citizen” and left.

Ever met someone who, if they killed the cop in their head, would be left with nobody to talk to?