Emeryville feels like an entirely made up place. 10% of the population lives above a shopping mall. Its primary industry is Pixar. There's a diner owned by the guy from Green Day. Trains from Chicago that are supposed to go to San Francisco terminate there instead. The primary tourist attraction is Ikea. This is all entirely implausible.

On a mostly unrelated note, who has the list of which Ikea sells the most Blahajs?

@mjg59 idk most of my friends have gotten knock off ones from amazon or alibaba