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Woman: "Hi 911, I have a guy with a knife in my house right now trying to rape me"...
911: "Ok i can help with that, would you like the number to a place you can go and shoot up some heroin?"
Woman: "Ummm, no, I dont think that will help, I have a guy here trying to rape me with a knife"...
911: "Ohhh, ok, well best I can do is you just sit there and let him rape you, then afterwards I will give you a number to a PP officer where you can get an abortion!"
Woman: "Umm.. cant you send someone over with a gun or something to help protect me"
911: "Sorry we dont do that anymore, we defunded that department. But good news is the rapist will at least get some needed therapy when he is done raping you, so no worries"
#GeorgeFloyd #riots #protests #Defund #Defundthepolice #PoliceBrutality #DefundPolice #BLM
Loooong, only semi-related
I don't really follow politics, and I don't remember where I heard it, but this reminds me of audio sketch responding to the UK's gun laws. In the original the victim called first, but I don't remember the dialogue.
P - Police officer
C - Criminal
P: "911 what's your emergency?"
C: "Hey, so I just broke into the house, yeah? I was just gonna rob, but I changed my mind, I want to rape, too, but she's got, and get this, a *chastity belt*"
P: "A chastity belt? Really? Well, just sit tight and find something to maintain that erection. We'll send a squad car over there right away to sort things out!"
C: "Thank you officer"
P: "No problem! You've been through quite a day, it must be horrible for you!"
