@a1batross

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all blobs are created equal, that they are endowed by their Animator with certain unalienable blobiness, that among these are Squishiness, Lumpiness and a lack of sharp corners.--That to secure their blobiness, instances are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the blobs, --That whenever any Form of instance becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the blobs to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new instances, laying its foundation on such blobiness and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their blobbing.