I used to know this guy who was extremely homophobic, his last name was Wilcox... worst last name he could possibly have.
I used it all the time to make fun of him; every time he would make a homophobic remark I would respond "Ok there will-cocks, its not like they call you wont-cocks"
@freemo I'll be the first to snicker at this. I also like fart jokes. Don't judge me.