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So apparently Allison Parker, the famous porn star, just friend requested me on facebook and messaged me. She thinks I'm cute and wants to date. Score! Its a little odd I suppose she is using a totally different name and has a blank facebook profile... but I lerned a long time ago not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I'm in!
@freemo
Good luck.
tell us how it goes! 
@strawberryfieldsforever It was love at first sight, like a dream come true. Though she is currently visiting nigeria and needs me to send her 10,000$ for a plane trip to see me... She wants to hang out!!!!
@freemo @strawberryfieldsforever
Maybe James Veitch might want to throw in a bit of loose change -- or some nuts? 😉
I always reply to spam and fuck with them.
See this thread:
Wow, that's amazing. You didn't just have a lough but did real good, and not for one person only. Loads of respect! 👍
Try to steal old peoples retirement funds and destroy lives expect to get shit on.
Just what I meant. Reminds me of a scene in #TerryPratchett and #NeilGaiman's 'Good Omens' where a wave of low-frequency good spreads due to the bad things that couldn't happen 😁
@achso
But keep in mind the most important reason 409-eaters do what they do... so they waste their time on us rather than have the time to scam others.
I cant tell you how many people I probably saved toying with him.
@strawberryfieldsforever