> we have a lie detector that actually works

well shit that would simplify things massively :cirno_for_reals:

@icedquinn

me: Dark matter is a WIMP

Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie

me: Dark matter is a MACHO

Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie

me: ::nevously:: Dark matter exists

Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie

me: ::even more nervously:: The universe exists

Detector: ::BZZZTTT:: lie

me: ::scared to death:: We live in a computer generated simulation

Detector: ::DING DING!:: truth

@freemo
programmers: we're going to put this as an oracle function because its out of scope, here's the rest of the system

physicists: we're going to put this as dark matter because our math is broken if we don't. don't ask me questions about it.
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@icedquinn ITs sooo frustrating because we have enough evidence to know its a real thing, we even can be pretty certain it is a WIMP at this point... but still no direct evidence of any kind.

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