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So apparently the investors in my company got "key man life insurance". If I die they basically get 20 million dollars.... really weird feeling being insured for so much. Now I feel guilty when i eat a cheeseburger.

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@freemo@qoto.org Every burger you eat, is another burger closer to them getting rich. ๐Ÿ˜‰ You're feeding both sides at the same time!

@trinsec Since total investment is at 20 million they would only break even if i die.

@freemo There will be an exclusion clause if you have American cheese. Probably in the suicide section.

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