Last RT...
if I were running against Trump in an election, I would immediately be working "they stole almost two million dollars for a charity to rescue stray dogs" into my campaign speeches; like I'd find a way to say that out loud every 3-4 days.
You can count on Americans to be super shitty to each other and simply not give a fuck about other people; but even the worst cracker reactionaries in this country, typically love the shit out of dogs.
Doc Freemo 
I'd vote for ya.. then again I'd vote for almost anyone who isnt Biden or Trump at this point.
@freemo My strong desire not to be the leader of anything, or be responsible for other people, would severely limit my ability to you know, run for office.
I do agree tho, it's pretty alarming that hellworld has adapted to make sure all possible choices on the ballot are freakishly bad in one way or another.
@AnarchoNinaWrites The fact that you dont want to run for office has just convinced me even more so that I want to vote for you.
Keep this up and youll be my write-in!
