My new favorite past time: using "flabbergasted" in the present and future tense:
"Man, I am sure when I meet my hero he will totally flabbergast me!"
"Dude, you are flabbergasting everyone in the room"
@freemo@qoto.org You're flabbergasting me every day. ;)
@trinsec But not the flabbiest of all the gasting you have done in a day?
@freemo@qoto.org My nose is flabbergasting my handkerchief all day. :(
@freemo There's something German about the word. Flabbergasthaus.