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I vote we change the name of watermelons to "moistmelons". It has a few advantages.
1) its a more accurate term
2) its an illiteration so it soubds cooler
3) most importantly: it will piss everyone off
@freemo@qoto.org
1) Why is that a more accurate term? It's very very watery!
2) Alliteration, you illiterate i... err, no I won't say it, even though it alliterates. :P
3) 2) was enough to do that. ;)