I cant stop thinking about the fact that at some point during evolution there is some poor soul that was the first creature to ever poop. Could you imagine how traumatic it must have been to be the first living creature ever to have to poop :)

@freemo how many brain cells would this creature have to process the trauma?

If I was the first to ever poop, it would take me at least a month. But they have way fewer brain cells than me, so I can only assume it would take a few trillion years or so

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@nus Probably not very many.. but I assure you what few brain cells it had were very confused :)

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@freemo "I'm going to my grave with this one" - the first amoeba

@nus hahaha Someone needs to do a comic about the first amoeba :)

@freemo I'd to take a crack at it, but let's face it, I might not be good enough to draw that amoeba

@nus If there is one thing XKCD has proved its that you dont need drawing skills :)

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