They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

Always check your pots before adding compost

i had to discipline my pet rock

so yes i have hit rock bottom

Piss off a Canadian enough and they will help you replace your car tire on the side of the road without thanking you.

I see that people are Very Upset that...an AI tool was programmed to not use a racial slur?

If that strikes you as some pressing matter, I wod urge you to check if a hamster is lodged in your prefrontal cortex.

Bumbo

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt-on

The Mandadonkadonk

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You gotta fight for your right to cancel plans and fall asleep on the couch

X-men: First Ass

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Cape Rear

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If I know that someone is watching me walk past, I immediately become as graceful as a newborn giraffe

If she calls her vagina “the Death Star” you’re in for one hell of a night.

God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.

"Hey, can you switch instances? Your admin favorited a joke that I didn't appreciate once. Might need to block you otherwise. Oh, and that crowdfunding platform you use? Back in 2006 they let an organization I don't personally align with use their platform. You should abandon that. Also, -"

Shhhh. Let people enjoy things. I am all for being socially conscious but we can't boycott everything. We are so tired. Please go outside.

#TimeForBed

Illustration for Tales from Boccaccio
By Byam Shaw (1899)

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I love Harry Styles and he is an incredible talent.

And I recognize he dresses like he found an old circus trunk.

Fudge Dredd
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Thought Mom was lying when she told me her old Monkees lunch box is now worth $400.

And then I saw her face...

Hard Candy
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Cinnamon (Heart) Girl
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