They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be a professor or a doctor or a rocket scientist?

Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.

Microsoft just released a demo of BigGPT-Large, which they define as "a domain-specific generative model pre-trained on large-scale biomedical literature, has achieved human parity, outperformed other general and scientific LLMs, and could empower biologists in various scenarios of scientific discovery."

Here's the response to the first question that I asked: @ct_bergstrom @emilymbender

Server: Do you have room for dessert?
Me: Nope. But that’s never stopped me before.

How have we not had
Buttman Begins
#ButtMovies
#HashItOut
#HashtagGames

It's Monday, I typed this out and then accidentally deleted it. Because it's Monday 🙃
It's very funny, though, so I re-did it because re-typing will also help me in retaining these phrases, which I want to do, for future reference.

#meme #MondayMeme #funny #insults #MotherSuspiriasAfternoonMeme

Continuing one-a-day climate haiku written in 2013, because in our Long Now 2013 is still "now."

We're past the cover page and introduction, and here is a haiku!

(all by oceanographer Greg Johnson)

#ClimateChangeHaiku

Always check your pots before adding compost

i had to discipline my pet rock

so yes i have hit rock bottom

Piss off a Canadian enough and they will help you replace your car tire on the side of the road without thanking you.

I see that people are Very Upset that...an AI tool was programmed to not use a racial slur?

If that strikes you as some pressing matter, I wod urge you to check if a hamster is lodged in your prefrontal cortex.

Bumbo

#ButtMovies #HashItOut #HashtagGames

#ButtMovies
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt-on

The Mandadonkadonk

#ButtMovies #HashItOut

You gotta fight for your right to cancel plans and fall asleep on the couch

X-men: First Ass

#ButtMovies
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Cape Rear

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If I know that someone is watching me walk past, I immediately become as graceful as a newborn giraffe

If she calls her vagina “the Death Star” you’re in for one hell of a night.

God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.

"Hey, can you switch instances? Your admin favorited a joke that I didn't appreciate once. Might need to block you otherwise. Oh, and that crowdfunding platform you use? Back in 2006 they let an organization I don't personally align with use their platform. You should abandon that. Also, -"

Shhhh. Let people enjoy things. I am all for being socially conscious but we can't boycott everything. We are so tired. Please go outside.