They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

Idgaf if you pour your milk first or cereal, just shut your mouth while eating.

Soooo, it ‘appears’ that “the largest egg producer in the US,” has seen their profit margin soar, showing a massive increase since last year. Avian flu seems to have played an insignificant role. Inflation seems to have played a zero role. Greed seems to be the bottom line. Just another example of what folks with money are willing to do to the little guy to increase their profits. Geez, maybe we should reward these big egg producers with some hefty tax cuts. 🤬 https://mindly.social/@annie/109755900547807890

If I have to tip someone in a restaurant bathroom, the least he could do is hold it for me while I go.

I like the Navy because they have terms like, “dinghy”, “rear admiral” and “poopdeck” and nobody has questioned it since its inception.

It's All I Wanted For My 60th Birthday...

#mastodon #photography #old #photo #FollowFriday

10-year-old girl sends police a DNA sample to determine if Santa Claus is real https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/girl-police-dna-sample-santa-claus-investigation-ongoing-040933424.html

I know, I know, but it’s still funny to me.

@RitchieTorres Wouldn't it be better to also make sure things are declassified when they are past their point of usefulness?

The vast majority of "classified" documents that Biden turned over were itineraries and other Presidential travel documents.

Why are those sorts of things still classified?

@RitchieTorres

Why is it when someone powerful breaks the law, instead of enforcing the law, new laws get written?

[loading up the ark]

Mrs Noah: you’re gonna need a bigger boat

Noah: fuckit, just leave a few behind, no one will ever know*

*the truth about what really happened to the dinosaurs, unicorns, and the dodo

With so many places having done layoffs lately, I wanted to mention the US Digital Service is hiring. It's a wild place to work, but also you get to work on legitimately meaningful projects that affect a lot of people (in 2022, we made it easier for transgender ppl to get passports, helped low-income families buy food, and I got to help identify disadvantage communities for environmental funding). I'm happy to talk about USDS if you're on the fence. http://ow.ly/LpqJ50LVnPV #fedihire #fedijobs

#DebtCeiling #DebtCeilingHostageSituation #DebtCeilingTerrorism #GOPTerrorists #GOP #RepublicansWantUsDead

#FavoriteTeachersSecretHabit
#HashtagGames #HashtagGame

Put on your thinking cat

#meme #animals #aww #catsofmastodon #dogsofmastodon #alttext

Oops, I forgot to post a pic for #ThickTrunkTuesday so instead here's a meme I hope you enjoy.

#LOTR #meme

The hole in the middle of the donut is a scam invented by big donut in order to give consumers less donut.

Cat on Legs,
~ Michael Wolgensinger c1940s

#VintagePhotograph
#cats

Seems some real bullshit that my clothes hamper doesn't even hamp my clothes.