They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

I never know what to do with my penis in photos

You're so Venn, I'm sure you think this diagram is about you

Hogwarts sounds like an STD.

The moon before sunrise this morning above Glastonbury Tor. After this came the most stunning orange sky (more to post later). Now it is actually snowing so I might have to pop out again.
#glastonbury #glastonburytor #somerset #landscapephotography #sunrise #sunrisephotography #moon

An informative how to guide for aspiring gastronomers.

#meme #food #gastronomy #liverAndOnions #funny #notfunny

me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster

tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster

Haha

My 5 year plan is a long-term mental health facility with a pool and spa

No, ma'am, I haven't seen your little dog
[tail pokes out of my mouth and I suck it back in like spaghetti]
What

Today in the #GQP - #QAnonBarbie #Greene who once said that if she had been in charge of Jan 6th "we would have won" has been appointed to House Homeland Security committee.

You can't make this stuff up.

This is a dumb bit but it was worth the effort.

Dude my cats are full of shit. I KEPT TRACK today of when I fed them.

I’ve always had an old soul and now my body matches my soul.

I’m from Texas, but that wasn’t embarrassing enough, so I moved to Florida.

I need an app like Shazam that tells me why I got up and came into the living room

I remember trying to buy a TV that does not have "smart" functionality a few years ago. It was a chore. Today it seems nigh-impossible.

And not just TVs: ovens; refrigerators; dishwashers — all have "smart" options. In fact, it seems that more and more the available non-smart models are only the simpler ones, less performant in ways that are not related to any smart functionality missing.

My non-smart TV was available only with lower resolutions than "smart" models of the same brand.

#IoT

Wow. So cool! So unnecessary. Still want it

@jjhysell I have a theory that COVID was created in a lab by Big QR just to force us to use them in order to look at menus.

I remember when toilet paper and eggs were so plentiful we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.

Back in the day, toilet paper and eggs were so plentiful that you would throw them at the houses of your enemies.