For some reason, I'm trying to come up with humorous nicknames for Steven Seagal, so far:

* Sensei Gravy Seal
* Sensei Lazy Peel
* Master Lazy Boy
* Mister Recliner Fighter
* Sensei Waddle Kick
* Sensei Cradle Snatch
* Sensei Flappy Wings
* Master Floppy Limb
* Sensei Cookie Lover

I hope nobody finds this offensive, but Steven Seagal is such a horrible man that he deserves to be a target of some of these names.