@MissingThePt As Trump’s representative on Mastodon (according to me just now) my statement is “Well, you know, folks, let me tell you, my arrest, it was tremendous, really tremendous. Nobody has ever seen an arrest like this before, believe me. The best arrest, believe me. People are saying it was the most perfect arrest ever, okay? They can't even believe how good it was. But the deep state are claiming Al Capone’s arrest was better. It's all a big witch hunt, a total hoax.
@MissingThePt They're just trying to bring down the greatest president in history, that's what they're doing. But I'll tell you, we'll fight it, and we'll win. We always win, right? So don't worry, it's all just a lot of fake news and lies. They can't stop us. ”.
PS: yes. AI generated this.