Hrisskar Flat-Foot @hrisskar@qoto.org
You look like you could use a friend, outlander. Perhaps I can be your friend. I'd like you to help me recover some gold.
Joined Jan 2020
Hrisskar Flat-Foot
boosted
Gonna setup a word filter for landlord, animal crossing, and covid. That way I’m always on top
Hrisskar Flat-Foot
boosted
𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚊 
Oh god, the conspiracies going around...
@freemo But now that it's time for an afternoon repose, I've switched to:
https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=TnL8xB5iAV8&autoplay=1&t=80
@freemo Whereas I can't seem to stop listening to the likes of this! 🔥
https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=BL28j_hoGEo&autoplay=1
Hrisskar Flat-Foot
boosted
Once again, we're the worst at something. We did it reddit!
@Tayo@fosstodon.org
Want conspiracy theories? Try THIS!
>pull your stocks now--pandemic incoming
>posted: 01/31/20
Spookiest paragraph of this archived /pol/ thread?
>Remember, the most optimistic prediction at this point is 60,000 people are going to get killed in the next few months. It's highly infectious with an R6, probable chance of further mutations, infectious during the prodromal phase, and it's airborne. The only reason you're not already seeing thousands of people confirmed outside of China yet is because the incubation period but believe me the WHO is already talking about how "problematic" modeling the Chinese response in Western countries is going to be, and the first country they want to try it out in is Italy. If it begins a large outbreak in a major Italian city they want to work through the Italian authorities and world health organizations to begin locking down Italian cities in a vain attempt to slow down the spread at least until they can develop and distribute vaccines, which btw is where you need to start investing.
>the first country they want to try it out in is Italy.
>Italy
>ITALY
@ScottAdamsSays_bot
Remember those Chinese doctors who tried to warn everyone back sometime between Nov & Dec '19 but were fired? Of course most don't.
Hrisskar Flat-Foot
boosted
🇳🇱
YAY! #QOTO just passed 10,000 users today! So awesome. Thank you to all our users and friends it has been an amazing journey so far!
@Olivia Is it cola? Root beer? BBQ water?
@freemo And I bet it's still not enough to handle a lot of Masto tabs in Chrome!
@11112011 9/11 all over again.
...yes, it took me this long to figure out how to get the bleedin' youtube-dl download from Termux's place to somewhere that my File Manager could access. But hey: this was a much greater l33t p01ntz g41N than merely installing these since I had to lrn2/mv command!
My dad thinks I'm a h4x0r but y'all know better that I still have at most 5 levels in
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Finally got around to installing Termux and YouTube-DL on my phone. l33t p01ntz gained: a few! Woo! [FF battle victory music plays]
Hrisskar Flat-Foot
boosted
Shhh, don't tell them using Linux is about having more freedom in your life. They might start to oppress us.
Hrisskar Flat-Foot
boosted
My WiFi SSID is "Boobies" in the usa and "Tapels" (Nipples) and "Tapelhof" (Aereola, Literally 'Nipple Court') in the Netherlands...
The thought of little boys giggling is reward in and of itself.
You look like you could use a friend, outlander. Perhaps I can be your friend. I'd like you to help me recover some gold.
Joined Jan 2020
