@trevdev
Some poorer villages have a Village Idiot. Singular.
Not us! We have many such!
My local idiots are stock-piling milk now. Shelves are empty.
Stuff that will last like canned evaporated, UHT tetrapak, powdered, coconut milk in cans or tetrapaks... NO. All those shelves are full.
They bought up all the Fresh Milk!
I am Not making this up. You know - Best Before [a week from now]. That stuff.
Maybe they can pour it on all the toilet paper they bought out too and yum it up for breakfast.