PARENTS: remember to CHECK YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY.

Every year, people are giving AMERICAN CHOCOLATE to our CHILDREN when they TRICK or TREAT.

It might LOOK almost like REAL CHOCOLATE but DO NOT BE FOOLED. It tastes like HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, PETROLEUM BYPRODUCTS, SHAREHOLDER DIVIDENDS and BROWNISH.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT. Don't let your children start believing that AMERICAN CHOCOLATE is how REAL FOOD TASTES or EVEN ANY GOOD.

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@mhoye Frankly I feel like this goes for any chocolate mass produced in any English-speaking country.

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Point of order: pretty much every European country* is an English speaking country. It's embarrassing how good they are at it in general.

*at least the ones I've visited. I assume the others are similar.

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