how you think notification sounds work: they go to you and you hear them and that’s the end of the story. nobody around you seems to notice or mind
how they actually work: they radiate outward in a spherical pattern and hit the ears of everyone around you, annoying the everloving shit out of them, but they’re too polite to say anything
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...because their notifications do the same to you. And they suspect theirs are even worse than yours.
