Darth Vader being on a ventilator and still whooping everybody's ass is really inspiring as an asthmatic

imagine if he redirected that energy toward literally anything other than fascism lmao

also Darth Vader being like, "Luke Skywalker is my SON?!?!" and then immediately trying to freeze-dry him, and then resorting to beating the shit out of him and cutting off his hand when freeze-drying doesn't work, and THEN being like, "My son and I should overthrow the emperor together 💞" is so darkly funny