Nothing to see here just your average, routine sixth annual dementia screening this year
I swear if Trump dies on Easter I will believe in a just and hilarious God.
@Lana the death of caesar mar 15 led to civil war :(
@Kierkegaanks @Lana Yeah, like Vance and Johnson are going to fight it out to the death as Rubio just watches hoping they both manage to croak themselves because he's next in line for the presidency.
(Edit: actually, Grassley follows Johnson, but the joke is funnier this way.)
@msbellows @Kierkegaanks @Lana And as long as they’re distracted by infighting, their efforts to destroy the rest of the world should be significantly slowed down, so… yes please? 
@mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana I really want just Vance to croak, because Mike Johnson would be weakest Republican president in history.
We need to revive those claymation celebrity matches.
@msbellows @mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana
Looking at the designated replacements, I shudder thinking what could happen if he dies.
Just imagine Hegseth as president for 2 years and a half. Or Vance or Rubio.
Enough to wish to leave not only the planet, but the entire galaxy.
@msbellows @jgg @Kierkegaanks @Lana Christ. Grassley. We’d be going straight from one hopeful deathwatch to another.
@jgg @mivox @Kierkegaanks @Lana It goes Vance, Johnson, then Chuck Grassley, and only then Rubio. Hegseth is #6.