@pluralistic

'Police Live Facial Recognition'

Is it limited to recognizing the faces of police?

If Badge_Detected == 'Y'
Then
Maximize_Privacy_Invasion(Object)
Else
Delete_image(Object)
End

Then it might work.

@pluralistic

Carrying a donut might confuse the AI version of this code into false positives.

@SeanPLynch @pluralistic For now at least AI is really bad with beards. All the ones I've run into are anyway. Beards of any length--now that I've cut mine down some I don't have the same problems so they've improved or it's the length.

My bet is it still thinks it's the back of your head and weighs that too heavily.

That and eyes. It's always asking me to open my eyes wider.

So grow a beard and walk around with your eyes shut.

@crazyeddie @LevZadov @SeanPLynch @pluralistic You can also paint additional eyes, mouths, and noses, all over your face. Or make some reusable face stickers if you don't want to spend hours on your makeup every time.

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@LordCaramac @crazyeddie @LevZadov @SeanPLynch @pluralistic

Tatoos would be easier.

Until they start using them to recognize you. Then they would be much worse.

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