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Look, I'm not saying Janet Yellen was perfect, but her instincts about when to begin the balance normalization program was spot on. We've got to get our monetary bullets back in the barrel before the next recession, or we will be caught with our pants down.

Keynes was right; Milton was a cop.

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worst advice i ever got was to drop a project i was working on because it was too derivative. make whatever the hell you want. ape your heroes. only way to learn

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online
I am even more interested in this religion now than before
@socialskeleton

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The year is 2019. bofa.lol has grown so massive that the bank of america has taken notice, and brought the instance to court in an attempt to get at the domain name.

"It stands for something other than bank of america for us" @selfagency says in defense on the stand.

"What else could it possibly stand for?" asks the bank lawyer.

A grin crosses the collective fediverse's face and all villains are vanquished at once as the sacred words are spoken, and granted the maximum possible power from all the stolen labor time and caused anguish held in the souls of the banking shareholders and lawyers in attendance is released.

The world is brought to peace and is then ran by socialism just the day after, and everybody lived happily ever after.

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boost for "fuck landlords", fav for "fuck landlords". you can do both but it doesn't stack

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@SquidPresident@cryptids.online
@socialskeleton
I am interested in this religion

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Hey pals do you think you could boost this so I can find & connect with more trans men here & irl? Thank you! :blobcheer: :heart_trans:

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@freemo
Or perhaps "yit":

"My phone keeps breaking and is old as dirt, so I yit that sumbich straight into the trash."

A conversation led me to ponder: what's the past-tense of yeet? Is it yeeted? Yote? Yeeten?

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Lake Retba in Senegal is one of several pink lakes in the world. It's even saltier than the dead sea, and many locals there work as salt harvesters.

The pink colour comes from harmless microbes living in the water, which use strongly coloured pigments as a kind of sunscreen. Some of them use a type of photosynthesis which may have evolved independently of plants.

(Image credit: VCG Photo)

@InvaderXan
Holy shit, that's awesome! I wish I could photosynthesize.

@nejos97
Yep! C++, Python, and Bash mostly at my current gig, Java and Scala primarily at my previous job.

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