josemanuel @josemanuel@qoto.org

@rabbits I don't feel close enough to anyone here for that. If I started such a conversation, I'd feel like intruding in a stranger's life, and I don't think they'd welcome that.

I miss having real conversations with real people on the Internet, as opposed to just trying to be funny to strangers/lift their spirits.

@Moon Really? What about Suzumiya Haruhi, xxxHolic, Shinigami no Ballad, Yume Tsukai, Binbou Shimai Monogatari, Honey and Clover (although the second season is a piece of shit), Ghost Hunt or The Third (the animation quality was very irregular, but the story and soundtrack were great)?

Some people (not me) also enjoyed Nana, Simoun and Death Note. Pumpkin Scissors had potential, but the animation was crap. Then there were literal shitshows, like Otoboku, Kashimashi and Strawberry Panic. But Binchou-tan was cute.

@hfaust

@esheep Completely unrelated question: How did your stream end last night? I had to leave early, but the story was getting interesting.

@helene You're obviously not familiar with the titles and plots of most 1990s erotic thrillers.

@sampo Senpai of the North, what is your wisdom? I'm ready.

@hfaust Ya sabía yo que no me convenía aprender a leer.

@PatricioBateman Todo es basura desde que mataron a Olof Palme.

@PatricioBateman Eso es el PSOE resumido en un vídeo de 27 segundos: mucho gestito y ningún hecho.

La verdad es que los españoles siempre hemos tenido un problema, y es que, cuando gobierna el PP, a los pocos años pensamos: “¿En qué estaría pensando cuando voté a estos fachas que nos están jodiendo vivos?” Y cuando gobierna el PSOE es: “Ahora me acuerdo de por qué voté al PP.” De ahí viene el dicho: PSOE y PP: la misma mierda es.

TIL that Julian Assange appears prominently in the netbsd collection of the fortune program. I mean, given how old fortune is, that means he was well known in the community long before Wikileaks.

To clarify: I already knew he had a life before Wikileaks (he helped crack down a paedophile ring in the early 90s, for instance), but I always assumed his activities were more underground, so to speak.

@mangeurdenuage Lewdness has become a meme by now. Everybody exagerates their own, or everybody else's, for laughs.

@helene

@lydiaconwell I believe the trick is to sign a contract that says something like: “Whether I get fired or I leave of my own volition, I will be compensated with X million simoleons.” Then, wait for the company to only have X million in cash and leave. After that, the company declares bankruptcy or is saved by (not too bright) investors or the government. Either way, not your problem.

As long as you can prove that you were only a useless idiot and not an unfaithful administrator, you're golden. Also, it helps if you give a portion of X to the people who allowed you to get and keep all that money. That will help you find another ~~sucker~~ job in no time.

@sai If I can't see Slackware at the bottom, is that really the bottom?

@Moon Yes, but you'd have to write it “Buen día.” You can also say ‘Buenas’ or “Muy buenas.”

@Moon In the case of non-English speakers, it may have to do with the fact that the word ‘opossum’ looks nothing like the one we use to refer to the animal.

Also, it's not like they appear commonly in conversation. They're not exactly popular.

@meowski DM them the word ‘bread’ and find out.

Now that I think about it, some of them were talking about MFM, but my point still stands, and it is that I'm unable to keep up with all these acronyms.

What are those MRFs all the cool kids are talking about these days? The disambiguation page at Wikipedia isn't helpful.

@coolboymew I would have lost count well before reaching 58, to be honest. It reminds me of that immortal Clerks' quote: “My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!” I mean, at what point, at what number, do they become just a blur? Are they really so invested in dick sucking that they think every single one of them is special and deserves a place in their brains, as small as it may be? Because if that's so, that girl is a keeper.