If no one gives a crap, but everyone takes a crap, where are they getting their craps from?
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It is like entropy; the total quantity of crap in the universe increases with time. Theodore Sturgeon determined in 1958 that [ninety percent](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law) of everything was already crap. You'd think we'd've brought that even higher by now, but it's gone up more slowly than we can measure - apparently we're kind of crap at it.
