A Tibetan monk making his morning toast sees, in the margarine, the face of Jesus. He says: "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
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@dgar There used to be a huge statue of Jesus nearby, made of some kind of foam moulded onto a steel frame. Its appearance led to the moniker "Big Butter Jesus" as well as [a song of the same name](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWF8_rZnwLA). But it's "used to be" because it turns out that flammable foam on a sixty-foot piece of metal doesn't play well with thunderstorms.
The insurance company classified its demise as an "act of God."
