Levi Breederland @levisan@qoto.org

@sir_rob Gotta call in the big guns when you want to damn something!

If someone "almost got second-degree burns" does that mean they got first-degree burns or does that mean they didn't get any burns at all, but nearly got burned?

Levi the millennial finds it amazing that making something freely available online doesn't negate any legal claims to copyright.

We should make craic more common in everyday speech https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craic

> "Goof" (A foolish and/or silly person, also Canadian prison slang for rapist)

Never calling my kid a goof again

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_slang

Is Betteridge's law of headlines lame?
https://buttondown.com/levisan/archive/levis-link-list-156-160/

When you see the largest of your initials you’ve ever seen, you stop for a photo

If it ain't broke don't fix it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BibTeX

Updated my list of friend-types to include the chance they'll get a Christmas card. https://levisan.me/articles/what-is-friendship.html

Married-adult-parent life is basically going from someone else's issue to another person's issue and never having the resources to address your own issues until you snap

Empty nester life when?

Dutch band of the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4w_YVI2v8

it me

https://xkcd.com/743/

The number of times I have said "I need first name, last name, and ___ of each person" and been given name, ___ is way too many.

Seriously, do people not understand that "first name, last name" implies some kind of delimitation between first and last?!

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Every once in a while, I think back to grade 10 and my mid-term report where the PE teacher said that I "seem to forget" my gym strip rather often, thus marking me as not present.

He never once questioned me about why I wasn't participating.

I wasn't participating because I realised that I could, if questioned, just say "I'm not feeling good" and get away with it. But I never had to use that excuse because he just marked me as delinquent, instead of caring enough to find out.

Sometimes I wouldn’t mind a bit more of that blissful ignorance

Since the Pope is now American he should ride in an American popemobile

I have discovered not one but two brands of cookbook that I remember from my childhood now also have freezer meals on the market. It's an interesting expansion, I must say.

@anyGould

I concur.

1. Retroactive is better for security reasons!

2. If there's more than a few things, not dumping the entirety of the camera roll in one fell swoop probably gets more appreciation for what you felt was worth sharing