When you see the largest of your initials you’ve ever seen, you stop for a photo

Married-adult-parent life is basically going from someone else's issue to another person's issue and never having the resources to address your own issues until you snap

Empty nester life when?

The number of times I have said "I need first name, last name, and ___ of each person" and been given name, ___ is way too many.

Seriously, do people not understand that "first name, last name" implies some kind of delimitation between first and last?!

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@TurdFerguson If that was the case, I wish he wouldn't've lied to my parents and told them I was slacking off

Every once in a while, I think back to grade 10 and my mid-term report where the PE teacher said that I "seem to forget" my gym strip rather often, thus marking me as not present.

He never once questioned me about why I wasn't participating.

I wasn't participating because I realised that I could, if questioned, just say "I'm not feeling good" and get away with it. But I never had to use that excuse because he just marked me as delinquent, instead of caring enough to find out.

Sometimes I wouldn’t mind a bit more of that blissful ignorance

Since the Pope is now American he should ride in an American popemobile

I have discovered not one but two brands of cookbook that I remember from my childhood now also have freezer meals on the market. It's an interesting expansion, I must say.

@anyGould

I concur.

1. Retroactive is better for security reasons!

2. If there's more than a few things, not dumping the entirety of the camera roll in one fell swoop probably gets more appreciation for what you felt was worth sharing

I'm convinced that platforms choosing to censor certain words but not very obviously-associated words is intentional

@ryan the best thing about Angry Tech News is how you're telling stories after the dust has settled and there's time to develop a real opinion

@progo That's awesome! A great way to teach kids to be aware of their surroundings

Something great about my mom is that, to this day, she always* will listen when I have a new fun fact to share and I don't think I encountered anyone as a child who gave me that much attention

*in meatspace at least

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