@mike I haven’t run into that for a while, but the early days of Siri got me in the habit of saying “51 minutes” when precision didn’t matter
@GummyNerds Just for that, I shall have to call it the Gummy Ulcer
@klaatu They call it the earthling disease so it's only fair!
Syphilis was called…
The French disease by the English, Germans, and Italians
The Neapolitan disease by the French
The Hindu disease by the Muslims
The Muslim disease by the Hindus
The Christian disease by the Turks
The Polish disease by the Russians
The Spanish disease by the Dutch
The Chinese ulcer by the Japanese
What a lovely exercise in finger-pointing.
"I've got a hole in my brain / where what I meant to say lives" rings too true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmpelduRY3I
@louis Weird, I've never heard that specifically before, but I have been told many-a-time that drivers of red cars get more speeding tickets… not quite the same thing but probably an idea that is built on the same idea
Human zoos are wild https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboula%27s_Village
When people want to “dress up” they do things to make them look more attractive to the type of people they want to seem cool to—as a “mating ritual” or otherwise.
While that might seem obvious, the part where it gets interesting to me is how some people are *really* bad at it—as if they don't actually know what makes them look better than default.
tfw someone is talking about a news story too scared to mispronounce a Dutch place name and says “I’m not even going to try that—I’ll butcher it" but has no issue mis-pronouncing the person's name wrong when there's pronunciation guide for both place and person in the Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon
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