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My "technology" abilities seem to have always "wowed" my parents but the current thing that seems to impress them the most is my use of Shortcuts on iOS.

Recent example: I have one that checks the weather at noon and tells me if conditions are favourable for a little lunch-hour bike ride.

The classic trope ofโ€ฆ

1. Person keeps a physical journal of their deepest personal thoughts
2. Person has problem
3. Person's loved one finds the journal, learns what's going on, and helps to bring about a stronger relationship

โ€ฆmakes me want to start a journal

For once, a "Dutch ____" idiom that isn't negative.

"Dutch roll" apparently comes from the way a Dutch skater going down a canal might look.

aviationsourcenews.com/inciden

youtube.com/watch?v=qhcUqARzd8

There is no overlap in the Venn diagram of people who say "on route" to mean "en route" and people who are my friends.

Apple Intelligence still can't fix my email. Sort, prioritize and manage.
Nope, still the same old tabs filtering.

The social convention to not discuss politics or religion has been a disaster for the human race.

There seems to be a weirdly-great amount of people who think that because one is being paid hourly that they deserve pay for every moment they're doing something for their employer

Not perfect by any means but this is the most complete and realistic discussion of an alternative for copyright that I've seen youtube.com/watch?v=PJSTFzhs1O

One of my favourite things is when Americans who have very little exposure to English culture complain about the one English person they have experience with as if that person is deficient, when itโ€™s actually just classic English mannerisms

Don't know about you but I always assume a story is fiction until shown otherwise.

Have you shot a gun?

Calling something "common sense" as an argument for why it should be done that way is grossly insulting.

Could we please stop with the trope that whenever someone moves or starts using a microphone, thereโ€™s a bit of feedback? Soundies are better than that; oneโ€™d think the person directing foley could make note.

My dad called his brother to wish him a happy 6๐”th.

He asked if he remembered the name of @adam Curry.

Without a pause, he said, "Ja, de man die met Patricia Paay trouwde?"

Might be hard to hit him in the mouth since avoids the internet at all costs but we'll get there. He's in the right dimension so that's a start.

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