Levi Breederland @levisan@qoto.org

Social media: it’s just the market’s answer to a generation that demanded to perform so the market said,

"Here. Perform. Perform everything to each other, all the time for no reason."

It's prison. It's horrific. It’s performer and audience melded together.

What do we want more than to lie in our bed at the end of the day and just watch our life as a satisfied audience member.

I know very little about anything. But what I do know is that if you can live your life without an audience, you should do it.

— Bo Burnham

Sure, there's no good in being right and dead. But flip the whole thing around.

There's nothing stopping you from not noticing the pedestrian with right-of-way and getting away with out penalty.

But what good is being legally innocent if you killed someone?

In hot drinks, whipped cream < steamed milk

The term "the ick" is starting to give me the ick

Like "literally," I kinda hate it when people say "and it always has been" or similar. I know exaggeration has a use and I'm usually certain that's what they're going at, but I can't help but think they're just making themselves look dumb by stating a blatant falsehood

"Tag yourself" as they say https://xkcd.com/1269/

For me is 1-3 and 10

What is your favourite age of child you've parented and what's the oldest age of child you've parented?

You’ll love № 3 https://buttondown.com/levisan/archive/126/

All I need in life is a platform to share what fun fact I just learned without condemnation, interruption, or annoying unnecessary topic changes, and I will be happy.

100% sure I had this problem when I dislocated and fractured my elbow earlier this year https://xkcd.com/883/

I love soup but I hate serving it. It's so hard to get a fair amount of solids.

Bonus question: ask your spouse the same thing and also if they'd be okay if you did it

Would you allow yourself to get abducted for 30 days for $1 million?

Why are so many of our long weekends here done with a day off on Monday? Why not Friday?

Glengis and I, we're going places. Happy Turkey-dressed-as-Columbus Day.

https://wondermark.com/c/1360/

Gotta love people seeing multiple cards in a row and thinking it means I didn’t shuffle so therefore they get to shuffle for themselves now right in the middle of a game