Levi Breederland @levisan@qoto.org

Sure, there's no good in being right and dead. But flip the whole thing around.

There's nothing stopping you from not noticing the pedestrian with right-of-way and getting away with out penalty.

But what good is being legally innocent if you killed someone?

In hot drinks, whipped cream < steamed milk

The term "the ick" is starting to give me the ick

Like "literally," I kinda hate it when people say "and it always has been" or similar. I know exaggeration has a use and I'm usually certain that's what they're going at, but I can't help but think they're just making themselves look dumb by stating a blatant falsehood

"Tag yourself" as they say https://xkcd.com/1269/

For me is 1-3 and 10

What is your favourite age of child you've parented and what's the oldest age of child you've parented?

You’ll love № 3 https://buttondown.com/levisan/archive/126/

All I need in life is a platform to share what fun fact I just learned without condemnation, interruption, or annoying unnecessary topic changes, and I will be happy.

100% sure I had this problem when I dislocated and fractured my elbow earlier this year https://xkcd.com/883/

I love soup but I hate serving it. It's so hard to get a fair amount of solids.

Bonus question: ask your spouse the same thing and also if they'd be okay if you did it

Would you allow yourself to get abducted for 30 days for $1 million?

Why are so many of our long weekends here done with a day off on Monday? Why not Friday?

Glengis and I, we're going places. Happy Turkey-dressed-as-Columbus Day.

https://wondermark.com/c/1360/

Gotta love people seeing multiple cards in a row and thinking it means I didn’t shuffle so therefore they get to shuffle for themselves now right in the middle of a game

My new favourite way to kill a housefly: catch it out of mid-air and chuck it at a hard surface