Levi Breederland @levisan@qoto.org

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26 March 2022
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Every once in a while, I think back to grade 10 and my mid-term report where the PE teacher said that I "seem to forget" my gym strip rather often, thus marking me as not present.

He never once questioned me about why I wasn't participating.

I wasn't participating because I realised that I could, if questioned, just say "I'm not feeling good" and get away with it. But I never had to use that excuse because he just marked me as delinquent, instead of caring enough to find out.

Sometimes I wouldn’t mind a bit more of that blissful ignorance

Since the Pope is now American he should ride in an American popemobile

I have discovered not one but two brands of cookbook that I remember from my childhood now also have freezer meals on the market. It's an interesting expansion, I must say.

Da Chicago Style Pope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDrJKnY6_q0

I'm convinced that platforms choosing to censor certain words but not very obviously-associated words is intentional

This song is my entire identity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXqtrHJAqVM

@ryan the best thing about Angry Tech News is how you're telling stories after the dust has settled and there's time to develop a real opinion

Something great about my mom is that, to this day, she always* will listen when I have a new fun fact to share and I don't think I encountered anyone as a child who gave me that much attention

*in meatspace at least

Calvin Kaczynski

Mom keeps things swinging

Greatest song ever https://buttondown.com/levisan/archive/156/

I find it WILD that any school authority would stick with PowerSchool after all this drama

In Mexico you can pay for a blood transfusion from the comfort of your hospital bed.

In the USA they (still!) have to take your credit card away from you at a restaurant to take your payment. Which one of these is a first-world country‽

In Mexico you can pay for a blood transfusion from the comfort of your hospital bed.

In the USA they (still!) have to take your credit card away from you at a restaurant to take your payment. Which one of these is a first-world country‽

People whinging about connector standards changing too quickly and conflating it with planned obsolescence is one of my favourite things

If you go to send a message to someone and your messaging platform shows the other person has notifications muted or whatever, does that cause you to re-evaluate if you should send it now?

Espousing my superior knowledge of colour theory—because I took a course on it in college, the perfect flex—is a key part of my personal brand