sneak in to corpo office
sit at IT helpdesk
be very responsive but give everyone bad advice
someone is like wtf
shrug and say i don't even work here lol
sit at IT helpdesk
be very responsive but give everyone bad advice
someone is like wtf
shrug and say i don't even work here lol
Follow
@icedquinn
..get award for most responsive performance on record..
Get promoted
Establish 401k, stock plan and get 'fix' so you get paid.
Decades later.
At your retirement party, everyone is congratulating you. Head of HR bursts in and yells
You Don't Work Here
All your company privileges and benefits are taken away and you're escorted out of the building, left with whatever is in your bank account.
@lucifargundam
the only way to get a job on the infosec team is to hack HR and put your name on the role card
the only way to get a job on the infosec team is to hack HR and put your name on the role card
