(Politician) >> Encryption is bad. We need to ban it.
<< Why? We need it for basic safety.
>> It's used for illegal activities- so I'm told.
<< Ok, since we're effectively breaking the internet- we should apply this new legislation to other infrastructures.
>> That's right, we should be through!
<< So that means you'll have to declassify and publically release all your military documents and governmental communicae.
>> That's not possible- we need that for national security!
-_- ... Seriously?