"Due to malfunctioning equipment and scheduling difficulties with the other lab groups, we were unable to acquire a reasonable value"
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After much research and analysis, it has been decided by peer assembly that the source of the circumstantial dilemma cannot be resolved in a timely matter without increased investment capital. The much needed funds are required for necessary strategic infrastructure materials to facilitate the required cohabitation of respective individuals while they perform synchronous thought experiments.
Tldr; we all think you should buy us some weed and munchies and we'll think about it.
