Sorry gonna be late dropping Aeden off at daycare because I'm watching a fifteen minute let's play of plastic ducks floating in a pool

Livestream while working on a cosplay outfit, but in the corner there's a plastic duck cam

Livestream while fighting bosses in Elden Ring, but there's a plastic duck cam

Mukbang-ing an entire Thanksgiving meal, but there's a plastic duck cam

Cross-stitching a ten foot triptych of RGB, Harriet Tubman, and Aretha Franklin break dancing, but there's a plastic duck cam

Saving democracy one million-strong protest at a time, but there's a plastic duck cam

Joke's on you, this thing actually exists. And it's got overwhelmingly positive reviews on steam.