Two scenarios::
>> "Stop asking that question, RTFM!"
<< Pulls open book with penciled notes and eared pages
>> "Stop asking that question, RTFM!"
<< Pulls open wiki page with commentary and external links
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Now the elite:::
>> "Stop asking that question, RTFM!"
<< "Which one, the book or wiki?"
>> "Aren't they the same?"
<< "Clearly, I shouldn't be asking you for advice."