Remember:::

Nobody loves you like your personal FBI agent.

They're always watching you.

They always listen to you.

They read everything you write, like it's important to them.

They create elaborate personalities for you to interact with, so you don't get lonely.

So next time you're depressed or lonely, talk into your webcam and thank your personal FBI agent for always being there for you- even if they don't respond(they don't want to lose their job).