america: you don't need that gun why do you need the gun you should have to fill out papers for that you should just call the cops bro no duty to protect tho
also america:

had to shoot him in the head 3 times, he had a candybar and i was scared.

i know those feels i had to shoot somebody's wife and dogs because i heard an unsubstantiated rumor he was engaging in capitalism

get on my level there was a terrorist over there so i levelled an entire city-state

israel what the fuck

oh shut up america you bombed a farmer six weeks ago for like literally no reason