kind of incredible how many times Sam Bankman-Fried's veganism comes up in his sentencing submission and the attached letters of support
#crypto #cryptocurrency #SBF #FTX
ah well your honor, i know he's committed one of the most massive financial crimes in history, but you see, he is a VEGAN
#crypto #cryptocurrency #SBF #FTX
it's come up so often i just checked to see if maybe judge kaplan is a vegan?? (doesn't seem to be)
So I claim to be vegan, I'm immune to criminal punishment?!
>> I know I destroyed the he homes of hundreds of families now dead in the process of my apathetic compulsion to blow up the world, but-
<< BUT WHAT?!!
>> Y'see, I'm vegan...
<< Oh ok, you're innocent then. You're a victim of crimes against vegans!
>> I know I assassinated the prime minister and bombed parliament but-
<< BUT WHAT?!!
>> Y'see, I'm vegan...
<< Why didn't you say so?! You're not a criminal, you're just a misunderstood vegan trying to live peacefully!!
