I heard today::
"You will regret your life without me, I made you!!"

I instantly thought

>> If you made me, why would I be capable of regretting it?

>> If I lived a life without you, why would I need you other than what conveniences came out of it that I can define fine elsewhere, given chance?

>> My biggest regret would be knowing you for trying to put the hammer on me for trying being independent without you.